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• 9/23/2007 4:56 PM Anonymous wrote:
  must of been a nice set
  
• 9/23/2007 5:09 PM David Lindsey wrote:
  she didn't break any laws, he had no expectation of privacy. another joke in our system
  
• 9/23/2007 5:13 PM Anonymous wrote:
  Do you have the video?
  
• 9/24/2007 8:08 AM Anonymous wrote:
  Titties 'n Beer by Frank Zappa
  
  It was the blackest night
  There was no moon in sight
  You know the stars ain't shinin'
  'Cause the sky's too tight
  I heard the scarey wind
  I seen some ugly trees
  There was a werewolf honkin'
  'Long the aide of me
  
  I'm mean 'n I'm bad, y'know I ain't no sissy
  Got a big titty girly by the name of Chrissy
  Talkin' about her 'n my bike 'n me .
  'N this ride up the Mountain of Mystery, mystery
  
  I noticed even the crickets
  Was actin' weird up here
  So I figured I might
  Just drink a little beer
  I said, "Gimme summa that what yer suckin' on . . "
  But there was no reply
  'Cause she was gone .
  
  "Where's those titties I like so well,
  'n' my godam beer!"
  Is what I started to yell, then I heard this noise
  Like a crunchin' twig, 'n up jumped the Devil ,
  He's about this big , .
  
  He had a red suit on
  An' a widow's peak
  An' then a pointed tail
  'N like a sulphur reek
  Yes, it was him awright,
  I swear I knowed it was
  He had some human flesh
  Stuck underneath his claws
  You know, it looked to me
  Like it was titty skin
  I said, "You sonofabifch!"
  'Cause I was mad at him.
  Well he just got out the floss
  'N started cleanin' his fang
  So I shot him with my shooter.
  Said: BANG BANG BANG
  
  The sucker just laughed 'n said, "Put it away .
  You know, I ate her all up . . . now what you gonna say?"
  YOU ATE MY CHRISSY? "Yeah! titties 'n all!"
  WHAT ABOUT THE BEER THEN? "Were the cans this tall?"
  EVEN HER BOOTS? "Would I lie to you?"
  SHIT, YOU MUSTA BEEN HUNGRY! "Yes, this is true'.
  'WELL DON'T THEY PAY Y'ALL GOOD FOR THE
  STUFF THAT YOU DO?
  "I can't complain when the checks come through . . ''
  WELL I WANT MY CHRISSY, 'N I WANT MY BEER
  SO YOU JUST BARF IT BACK UP NOW, DEVIL,
  DO YOU HEAR!
  "Blow it out your ass, motorcycle man! I am fhe Devil,
  Do you understand?
  Just what will you give me for your titties and beer?
  I suppose you noticed this little contract here , . ''
  YER GODDAM RIGHT, YOU SON-OF-A-WHORE,
  THAT'S ABOUT THE ONLY REASON
  I LEARNED WRITIN' FOR . . .
  GIMME THAT PAPER ... BET YER ASS
  I'LL SIGN . . . 'CAUSE I NEED A BEER, 'N IT'S TITTY-
  SQUEEZIN' TIME!
  
  "You can't fool me, man . . . you ain't that bad .
  I mean you shoulda seen some of fhe souls I had . .
  Why there was Milhous Nixon 'n Agnew too . . .
  'n both of fhose suckers was worse 'n you . .
  "WELL, LET'S MAKE A DEAL IF YOU THINK THAT'S TRUE
  I MEAN, YOU'RE THE DEVIL SO ... WHATCHA GONNA DO?
  
  "No! Don't sign it! Give me time to think ...
  I mean ... hold on a minute, boy . . . that's
  Magic Ink!"
  
  And then the Devil puked
  'N out jumped m'girl
  They heard the titties PLOP-PLOPPIN'
  All around the world, she said:
  "I GOT ME THREE BEERS 'N A FIST FULLA DOWNS,
  AN' I'M GONNA GET WRECKED, SO F YOU CLOWNS!"
  
  And then she gave us the finger,
  It was rigid 'n stiff,
  That's when the Devil, he farted
  An' she went right over the cliff
  The Devil was mad took off to my pad
  I swear I do declare!
  How did she get back there?
  
• 9/24/2007 10:41 AM Anonymous wrote:
  judges gone wild
  
• 9/24/2007 11:25 AM Anonymous wrote:
  i saw zappa a couple of times - amazing
  
• 9/24/2007 12:38 PM Anonymous wrote:
  Check out this video of Zappa playing Titties and Beer:
  
  http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=280_1179028693
  
• 9/24/2007 12:51 PM Anonymous wrote:
  Here's Zappa on censorship, from CNN's Crossfire:
  
  http://www.zappa.hu/?q=en/node/261
  
• 9/24/2007 12:56 PM Anonymous wrote:
  Would Zappa be censored by Jaab?:
  
  WARNING/GUARANTEE
  
  This album contains material which a truly free society would neither
  fear nor surpress.
  
  In some socially retarded areas, religious fanatics and
  ultra-conservative political organizations violate your First Amendment
  Rights by attempting to censor rock & roll albums. We feel that this is
  un-Constitutional and un-American.
  
  As an alternative to these government-supported programs (designed to
  keep you docile and ignorant), Barking Pumpkin is pleased to provide
  stimulating digital audio entertainment for those of you who have
  outgrown -the ordinary-.
  
  The language and concepts contained herein are GUARANTEED NOT TO CAUSE
  ETERNAL TORMENT IN THE PLACE WHERE THE GUY WITH THE HORNS AND THE
  POINTED STICK CONDUCTS HIS BUSINESS.
  
  This guarantee is as real as the threats of the video fundamentalists
  who use attacks on rock music in their attempt to transform America into
  a nation of check-mailing nincompoops (in the name of Jesus Christ).
  
  If there is a hell, its fires wait for them, not us.
  
• 9/24/2007 1:18 PM Anonymous wrote:
  Having never seen this term, I did a quick web-search to determine what the judge meant. It seems 'Breastical' and its variant 'Breasticle' may apply to breasts of either gender. Maybe he was taking pride in his own man-breasts.
  
  http://english.exue.com.cn/tools/slang/B.htm
  
  http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Breasticle
  
• 9/24/2007 1:27 PM Anonymous wrote:
  maybe he needs one of the seinfeld "manziers"
  
  by all accounts, this guy is pretty nasty. maybe he was switched at birth and ended up in Palm Beach instead of Broward?
  
• 9/24/2007 1:47 PM Anonymous wrote:
  I saw zappa with the Mahavishnu Orchestra. Those were the days.....
  
• 9/24/2007 2:34 PM Anonymous wrote:
  I'm the slime oozin' out of your computer screen....
  
• 9/24/2007 2:49 PM kramer wrote:
  don't you mean "the Bro"
  

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