JUDICIALLY ENDORSED PRODUCT #12

                                                

                                            Dart Biodegradable Styrofoam Cups

                                             Endorsed By: Judge Paul Backman

   Features: Will Sustain 15-20 Refills of Diet Coke Per Day Before Breakdown or Leakage Occurs

                       (Warning: Excessive Caffeine Intake May Lead To Problems Sleeping
            Or Routinized Behavior, Such As Eating Lunch In The Same Restaurant Every Day)

 

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  • 10/20/2007 6:01 PM Anonymous wrote:
    Is that what Backman's problem is, his coffee intake? Perhaps he should cut it out all together! Lynch doesn't think it has anything to do with caffeine.
  • 10/20/2007 6:18 PM Anonymous wrote:
    "Before breakage or leakage occurs"? Are you talking about Judge Paul Backman's personal problems? Adult diapers are used by 26 percent of adult males over 50 years of age. Brand Name (Depends) are very reliable and available at most Walgreen Drug Stores. Stay secure in your day to day activities and live a life free from accidental leakage. Maybe that's why he's so irritable.
  • 10/20/2007 7:51 PM Anonymous wrote:
    What's with you people?

    An amusing little silly blog piece and you have to rip Paul apart with comments?

    I feel sorry for you.
  • 10/20/2007 8:13 PM Anonymous wrote:
    I agree, cant there be some humor without the idiotic analysis.
  • 10/20/2007 8:29 PM Anonymous wrote:
    Good thing Arlene is a former nurse. She can change the diaper, powder the bottom and rub in diaper rash cream when needed.
  • 10/20/2007 8:32 PM Anonymous wrote:
    paul backman got was a very good county court judge. he got promoted to circuit, got black robe fever and has been a pompous arrogant little piece of crap without an iota of judicial temperament. he berates young attorneys for sport, he knows not to mess with those that have been around and know all the skeletons in his closet. And i'll be kind i won't talk about all those corrupt spd appts to his cronies. jaab should run somebody against this mope to bring him back down to earth.
  • 10/20/2007 8:39 PM Fake Referee wrote:
    Penalty Flag

    Offensive to JAAB Blogging 15 yards.

    Backman, Seidman and Jeff are all cafetertia coffee buddies, such talk of running an oppenent is strictly prohibited. He may retire but he has to get his son elected first. Why do I have a feeling JAAB will not have such a problem when that takes place as they did with S. Ross.
  • 10/21/2007 12:33 AM Anonymous wrote:
    The son that worked for Mitch Polay? Heyyyyyy! Did Mitch Polay make bookoo bucks from Backman spd appts?
  • 10/21/2007 12:57 AM Fairwell Ziggy wrote:
    Holy crap, you mean Judge Backman illegally gave cronies SPD appointments too? And I thought he was the ONLY judge that didn't abuse the system and go off the wheel to enrich the handful of judges sons and daughters and political minions. And here I was thinking it was just Zeidwig and Weinstein that mutually kept their kids in the bucks. I'm really becoming cynical about all the abuses committed by judges here in Broward. You used to see Baby Zeidwig every day and then when the SPD appointments went south, so did he. No wonder he is in such a bad mood. CRY ME A RIVER, PUNK! Or just maybe he wears a diaper too!
  • 10/21/2007 1:02 AM Anonymous wrote:
    Babyback Mini Rib will never take daddy's place among the lexicon of judicial misfits! After all, it's not a hereditary office, is it?
  • 10/21/2007 1:11 AM Civil wrote:
    Oh, you didn't know? Broward judges can pass their positions on to anyone they want to. That's always the way it's been. Although, it's probably going to become harder as time goes by as the relics retire from office. There's bound to be somebody with a spine that needs the job.
  • 10/21/2007 1:26 AM Anonymous wrote:
    Lay off the Haterade past midnight. You will have a nasty headache come morning.
  • 10/21/2007 1:30 AM Anonymous wrote:
    http://www.sfsu.edu/~ohr/noindex/images/no_hate.jpg
  • 10/21/2007 1:33 AM Anonymous wrote:
    http://www.buzzworks.nl/files/products/M_I_love_hate.jpg
  • 10/21/2007 8:28 AM Herb wrote:
    Man, there's some funny stuff on here. I'm new to the game here, but you've got my attention.
  • 10/21/2007 8:41 AM Anonymous wrote:
    If Backman gets any smaller you can pour him into his cup!
  • 10/21/2007 1:28 PM Anonymous wrote:
    And to think if Ana Gardiner didn't stab him in the back he'd be Chief Judge. Et tu Ana.
    Pop quiz: Ana Gardiner has done:
    (a) pete patanzo (b) paul backman
    (c) john cotrone (d) tony loe
    (e) all of the above
  • 10/21/2007 1:48 PM Anonymous wrote:
    Dont know of the above is true but it sure would explain her knowledge of available courthouse closet space.
  • 10/21/2007 1:50 PM Anonymous wrote:
    Maybe what she really meant was there was not any available unchristened closets
  • 10/21/2007 3:46 PM Anonymous wrote:
    I wouldn't put it past the ousted Ross gang to run someone against Vic as payback. Probably why Vic hasn't made any real changes or stirred the pot since taking over. Come on Vic, clean the mess up. Don't worry, their sacred cow, Ms. Judge Ross is up when you are. They won't do it!
  • 10/21/2007 3:52 PM Anonymous wrote:
    Typical double standard. A man - Horowitz - and ASA Miranda yet no one cares. Then they even have the nerve to reward them by making her a GM. Some things never change.
  • 10/21/2007 4:12 PM Prince of Darkness wrote:
    No need to run anyone against him. He cant even write a memo let alone make a decision. He knows the house of cards will fall once Damoorgian goes up. The voting bloc he won with is to unstable for him to make any real changes. Like any politician the ultimate goal is reelection not change.
  • 10/21/2007 10:32 PM Anonymous wrote:
    "Anonymous wrote:
    And to think if Ana Gardiner didn't stab him in the back he'd be Chief Judge. Et tu Ana.
    Pop quiz: Ana Gardiner has done:
    (a) pete patanzo (b) paul backman
    (c) john cotrone (d) tony loe
    (e) all of the above"

    Is this a complete list?
  • 10/22/2007 3:59 PM Bipidybopidyboo wrote:
    I looked up the term "Napoleon Complex" and there was a picture of the weasel Backman himself.
  • 10/23/2007 11:21 AM Anonymous wrote:
    Backman gets free refills in exchange for working the coffee stand during peak times>
  • 10/23/2007 12:09 PM Anonymous wrote:
    backman must have the record for screwing the most co-judges in a term:
    3

    Ana, Arlene and Lynch
  • 10/26/2007 11:05 AM Anonymous wrote:
    polay is a putz
  • 11/1/2007 11:43 AM Anonymous wrote:
    No. There's more but only Ana knows for sure. Perhaps another judge besides backman; perhaps a judicial nominee; perhaps some other crim attys; Perhaps.
  • 12/1/2007 10:49 PM debbie wrote:
    we hired Mitch Polay. What an a------ for an atty and a sorry excuse for one. Our prosecutor started off as a chichuaha and grew into a pitbull. He charged us a fortune and had my husband in Backmans court (his golfing and dinner buddy) give my husband a life sentence who has never been to prison before. My hubby was in the wrong place @ the wrong time. His co-deffendant did all the breaking of the laws, not my hubby. Mitch Pollay sucks as a lawyer and tells you exactly what you want to hear. Where is the justice of having a jury of your peers? My husbands peers are foofers ,construction workers and hard workingmen. Not peers who sit behind desks getting coffee for their boss and workin on computers and pushing pencils. Where is the fairness? It is time for Backman to retire. Being a Judge has gone to his head. He thinks he is judge and jury.

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